My All New – Tongue In Cheek –
western trendy novel.
Looking at new trends in what is
selling in the world of fiction, I believe a western could be a top seller
again. A few things may need to be added to entice readers, a couple of
zombies, a sexy female vampire, and someone famous from the era, like Billy the
Kid or Buffalo Bill, maybe Wild Bill Hickok.
The story line needs to
concentrate on romance as western romance sells well in today’s market. To be a
top seller it might be best to make it an Amish romance.
Yep, I have it, a sure fire best
seller, a steampunk, Amish, romantic western, complete with zombies, vampires
and Billy the Kid. This has BEST SELLER, written all over it!
My working title – “The Kid, The
Lady and the Bite Marks”
----Opening paragraph----
When Billy woke up he felt something
he had never felt before, he was in love, and his neck hurt real bad. Then he
saw her, dressed in a long, flour sack, dress and a bonnet, the undead, he had
never before believed in zombies, but now he did - and it was love at first
site.
Now I have work to do, write the
book, open a new bank account, hire a financial consultant, and see who wants
the movie rights. Believe I will shoot for around 75,000 words and, as you can
see from above, I already have 57. Not that much left.
My mind may be wandering a bit today, think I
will head out to the garden and see if I can find something to water.
Gratuitous Photo from last evening, for no real
reason, but it is a pretty cool sunset.
1 comment:
I definitely smell best seller and movie advance...
But you'd never live with yourself! lol
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